"Well.... Other than being totally exhausted I am doing really well! My house is coming along quite nicely. I still don't have a kitchen but.... that's fine by me. It's a great excuse to just go on down the block and knock on mama mia's door. It's so nice living so close to her. My belly is always happy.
O.K. what else is going on? Listen to this one. It's a doozy! Last friday I got a new tattoo. I was so freaked out to tell my mother. I don't know why, she has one too and I'm a 29 year old woman. I mean what's she gonna do send me to my room? I just always feel like she's gonna flip about stuff like that. She's my momma you know? I never want to do anything that might upset her. I didn't tell her for six whole days. It was just eating me up inside. I felt like I was hiding this deep, dark secret. I know, melodramatic. Anyway, she called me from the office and she was with Lindsey and my mom said "Lindsey got a new tattoo". My very loud, internal monologue went something like this "Oh thank God. Thank you Lindsey. Phew. She lessened the blow. Lindsey is my hero! Tell her now. Don't be a chicken tell her NOW". And all I could muster up was "Really? Wierd... Me too." My heart stopped. All I heard on the other end was....... NOTHING! And then she said "I know honey, I was just waiting for you to tell me". So in my head I'm thinking "TRADERS!!!! Who told her? Was it Alaa? Was it Alana? Who dammit? Who? NOOOOOO!" I love me some melodrama.
Let me catch my breath for a minute.... O.K. Where was I? Oh yeah. Do you want to know how she knew? Paparazzi followed me, got pictures, called my publiscist, who in turn.... called my mother and told her!!!! Unbelievable! The paparazzi has been following me around for the last two months. I am getting used to it now and learning to just accept it but it was kinda scary in the begining.
I just want to say thank you guys for always respecting and protecting my privacy. It means more to me than you could ever know. I will continue to share myself with you all because you make me feel safe.
So... let me clear this rumor up for you guys. Justin Timberlake and I have known each other for a couple of years. I consider him to be a dear friend ( so please don't say anything negative about him. ) He is a bright soul . We HAVE gone out on a few casual dates. But.... I AM NOT DATING HIM EXCLUSIVELY! I am a single woman.
There you have it.
By the way my new tattoo is really beautiful. It's the Hindu symbol for depth of heart and wisdom. It's on the back of my neck. And......my mother loves it.
Now my bed awaits.
I love you guys.