This is a suggested point for the Charmed Season Five "Baby Blues" Episode (not official name)
STORY: Piper Paige and Phoebe has just destroyed a warlock/demon guy and well...
PAIGE- (sarcastically) Oh, that was easy.
PHOEBE- Do you think this one come back?
PAIGE- No. You Piper?
PIPER- (not paying attention) Oh, No!
PAIGE- See, this time we don't have anything to worry....
PIPER- Uh oh!
PHOEBE- What? (she looks down to see PIPER'S water broke) Uh oh!
PAIGE- (noticing) Uh oh! L-L-L-L-L-Leo!!!!!
(after commotion, some that will take to much to copy, we are on the
hospital table, Leo standing next to her with his hand stupidly at her mercy and Paige with phoebe at her other side not touching, just supporting.)
DOCTOR- What we got here?
PIPER- (angrily) A pregnant @#%$ giving birth to 8 pounds!!!!!
LEO- Just breathe.
PIPER- How the hell are you going to tell me "just breathe"!? This is your
fault!! (blows up light fixture)
NURSE- What the...?
DOCTOR- No, I ment a boy or a girl?
LEO- (simultaneously w/ PIPER) Not sure.
PIPER- (simultaneously w/ LEO) GIRL!
LEO- Honey, we're not sure.
DOCTOR- Not sure?
PIPER- We're sure danmit! Now get this girl out!!!!!!!!
(after mad slurs and two more light fixtures and Leo's broken fingers...)
DOCTOR- PPPPPUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSHHHHH (push)
PIPER- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHHHHHHH (ahah!)
(Oopps! a baby flings out! Leo faints. DOCTOR cuts umbilical cord and says...)
DOCTOR- A beautiful baby! (hands it to Piper, the look in beautiful aw then
PIPER- Melinda isn't supposed to have...
DOCTOR- Melinda? That is a baby boy.
PIPER- Oh GOD! A baby BOY!
PAIGE- What's his name?
PHOEBE- No. GOD no. Uh.... How about... Peter. You know, keep the "P" thing
in the family, you know? Well?
PIPER: Hi, Peter Dante Wyatt?
PIPER- Prue's middle name was Dona, sounds similar to me.