Revenge Of The Big Gay Done One (Part The First)
Oh My Goddess, Part One - Mayhem erupts when a dimwitted dark demonic force releases the Titans from their three-thousand-year ld ice prison. The Glamorous Ladies panic, until a Big Gay Whitelighter from the future convinces the Dolt to unleash some super-secret Mythological Mojo from Whitelighterland.
Phoebe, still gaping, finally manages to choke out, "Who are you?" "Chris Perry," comes the answer. "I'm from the future," he admits a bit reluctantly, understanding how unlikely that sounds. At this moment, I'd like to remind you all of the prominent mid-'80s survey that determined forty-two-percent of all gay men were named Chris. Of course, that survey was conducted by HBO's Not Necessarily The News, but to this day, I find its conclusions remarkably accurate. Piper stumbles into the attic at this juncture to gasp, "Oh! My! God! Tell me that's just a really good likeness of [Raige]." I'd love to, darling, but I can't, because it's not a terribly good likeness at all. It looks more like Lauryn freaking Hill, for Christ's sake. Phoebe crosses to Piper's side as Big Gay Chris and his dangerous eyebrows get frisky with the exposition. He was sent back to alter the past by a person or persons who must remain anonymous for the time being. You see, prior to his time-hopping intervention, history showed that Raige died when Boobarella attacked the attic.